Thursday, January 25, 2007

When I play rock/paper/scissors, I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? Or why isn't paper taking over the business world one executive at a time? I'll tell you why -- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

probably shouldn't try that one at work

Anonymous said...

Thats Awesome, sounds like something from a movie. :)

Traci said...

I definitely won't be playing rock/paper/scissors with you. LOL

Mindy said...

okay i'm a lil slow but i JUST saw this post. umm you CRACK ME UP!!! that is hilarious...and i've always wondered how paper wins as well! lame lame lame. congrats tim...post this in a newspaper...wait...it might hurt someone

jill s said...

haha! i don't know how i missed this!